Vanderpump Rules Season 12: More Drama Than a SUR Server's Shift
Okay, guys, buckle up, because Season 12 of Vanderpump Rules? It's been a wild ride, let me tell you. I mean, I thought I knew drama. I thought I was dramatic, but these people…whew. I'm still recovering. Seriously, I've needed extra tequila just to process it all.
The Fallout From Scandoval: A Whole New Level of Mess
Remember Scandoval? Yeah, that one. The one that basically broke the internet? Well, Season 12 picks up right where that dumpster fire left off. I mean, we're talking the aftermath, the fallout, the "I can't believe this is still happening" kind of mess. It's like they poured gasoline on a bonfire, then lit a match. And then another match. Just… layers of crazy.
I, personally, thought it would be all about Tom and Raquel (you know, the actual cheaters), but man, was I wrong! Like, completely and utterly wrong. It's almost like everyone decided to air all their dirty laundry. Relationships were tested. Friendships imploded. Careers… well, let's just say some people definitely took some hits. It was a real-life soap opera, and trust me, I was glued to my screen.
The New Faces and Familiar Faces (Mostly Familiar Faces...)
There were a few new faces, trying to navigate the already chaotic world of SUR. Bless their hearts. They had no idea what they were walking into. It was like throwing a lamb into a den of wolves—albeit, very well-dressed, slightly tipsy wolves.
But honestly, the real drama came from the OG cast. You know, the ones who've been spilling secrets and stirring the pot for years. Some relationships held up surprisingly well under the pressure. Others… not so much. There were alliances formed, alliances broken, accusations flying left and right… it was pure chaos. Pure, unadulterated, reality-TV gold.
I'm still trying to process all the betrayals, the apologies (some sincere, some… not so much), and the epic blowups. I think I aged five years just watching it. It was exhausting! But so good.
What I Learned (and You Can Too!) About Reality TV and… Life?
Okay, so I'm not saying Vanderpump Rules holds the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe, but I did learn a few things.
- Never underestimate the power of a good edit: Reality TV isn't reality, people. It's highly curated. Remember that. The producers are masters at creating drama.
- Don't get involved in other people's drama: This is good life advice, guys. Seriously. Unless you're getting paid for it, stay out of it. Your mental health will thank you.
- Pick your battles: Some fights just aren't worth it. Especially when tequila is involved.
Season 12 of Vanderpump Rules? It was a whirlwind of emotions, a rollercoaster of drama, and a reminder that sometimes, life is far more interesting (and messy) than any scripted show. So grab your popcorn, your wine (or tequila!), and prepare to be entertained. You won't regret it. Although, you might need a therapist afterwards. Just sayin'.